You’d think I would learn.
I should know better than to be all “look at me, I’m speed skating mom and I run and lift weights and I’m so fit“.
Blah blah blabbity blah. *rolls eyes*
Last night we were hanging out on the porch watching Son No. 2 run races against himself. He was running about 100 m and each race he’d try to beat his previous time. I guess this got a bit boring so he challenged me to race him.
I’m not the type of mom to “let” my kids win so I was fully prepared to kick his ass. My legs are, like, totally longer. Easy peasy slice o’ cheesy.
Anyhoo…..long story short, the little fuc…
So then Son No. 1 and some of the neighbourhood kids got into it and decided to run laps around the park as fast as they could – about 300 m.
Son No. 1′s Time: 1:05
Neighbour Girl’s Time: 1:00
My Time? 1:14
I was beat by two elementary school kids.
Guess who’s going to be out doing sprints around the park tonight? This time without drinking wine first.
Also, I got stuck in another piece of clothing at lululemon today.