Speed Skating Ass, Speed Skater’s Ass, Speed Skating Butt — these are three of the biggest google searches that bring people to my site.
And they get me! A 43-year-old woman trying to learn how to speed skate!
I can’t even fathom their disappointment.
This is what happens when your child gets a hold of your camera without you knowing.
Given the number of searches for Cynthia Hill and um, certain “adult activities” that happen, I’m guessing that people looking for the former Ms. Galaxy bodybuilder, not so much me
Hmm, I must not use the word “ass” enough in my blog, because that hasn’t been a search term that’s brought people there. I did, on the other hand, have one poor fellow whose search term “hot sexy tractor women” landed him in my blog, where I had captioned a picture of my large, scruffy dog following the hubby on a tractor with “she thinks his tractor’s sexy.”
Now, as to the skater butt…wear that ass proudly! You’ve earned every cubic centimeter!