I Am A Sloth

Last night I spent a couple of hours comforting two sobbing children. Why?  About a month ago I entered a contest for an all inclusive stay at Delawana Inn on the May long weekend. Two weeks ago I got the most amazing email telling me our family won. The boys crying? That was because we were now back at home.  I so get it.

We’ve been going to Delawana for four years now and it’s my happy place. The first year we went I brought running shoes and forced Hockey Playing Husband to jog around the resort with me. I climbed the rock wall, walked the Burma Bridge, went to the gym, kayaked, pedal boated and pretty much everything I could do, I did.

Since then my activity level has dropped each year until last year when I said screw it and decided to treat my vacation like one big hedonistic adventure that involved me being horizontal as much as possible. The only activity I participated in for the entire ten days I was there was water aerobics in the pool each morning which wasn’t so much me doing water aerobics as it was me waving my arms around and talking to other people while floating. It was water floatobics.

This past weekend, the moment I arrived at Delawana I could feel the tension leave my shoulders. I went into relax mode almost immediately. I was, in fact, so relaxed, I didn’t even read. Holding the book and moving my eyes was just too. much. effort. Instead, I just laid.

By the pool.
Doing nothing.

So there are no fitness updates today. Nothing inspirational to get you up and moving. Just me spending the weekend being sloth.

It was awesome.

p.s.  I may have suggested to the people at Delawana that they put in movators throughout the resort so we don’t have to walk to get to things like “the pool” and “the food.”

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Sharon DeVellis is a mother, wife and writer who can uncork a wine bottle in less than 10 seconds but buys twist-offs for emergencies. She’s currently in therapy to stop talking about herself in third person.
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36 Responses to I Am A Sloth

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  3. I think you deserve to be a sloth once in a while. You kick butt in the exercise/work department. So, yeah, be a sloth! Oh how I wish we had places like that here.

  4. Debbie says:

    This is on my family vacation wish list and now it came up again, today on Twitter, it just jumped to the top!
    Can we not do a conference there ladies? I’m in – as a matter of fact, I’ll help organize it – anything to enter ‘Slothdom’ for even a few days would be heavenly!!!
    Conference + Delawana Inn — hmmmmmm :o )

  5. dee brun says:

    OMG..I went there with the 2 wee kids for the first time last summer…as a fluke because my husband had a job up in the area…only for 2 days but AMAZING days…we loved it so much that we booked it for the Entire family for a week at the end of the Summer…AND I CAN”T WAIT…Sloth Deeva Here I Come!!

    • Sharon says:

      Dee, you’re going to love it. There’s something so ‘old school’ about it with the beach parties and bingo and dancing. It’s like going back to a simpler time yet with alcohol still available when needed.

  6. Samantha says:

    I spend my whole life trying to stop my inner sloth from breaking loose and taking over. At my core, I am a lazy shit. It’s only because I’m a Mom & I need to go to work so we can pay the mortgage & feed ourselves, that stops my inner sloth from pinning me to the couch. I’d much rather be eating or sleeping than exercising, truth be told. Just blogged about it too over at my blog. I’d share the URL but I’m too lazy to go find it and cut and paste ….

  7. Kaari Cox says:

    No, no, no…it’s not called “being a sloth.” It’s a “recovery week” (or weekend. Or month. Whatever you need/can get away with). Recovery is extremely important for us hard-working athletes, so it’s good to hear that you’re taking yours seriously :-)

  8. Pam @writewrds says:

    Yay for slothdom! We all go go go so hard, spending a weekend horizontal is practically a health exercise. They should make it a food group too….

  9. Lisa says:

    Bahahahahahaha! You warned me about the sloth picture, yet it still floored me! Love it! FYI — you were a sloth for one weekend. I’ve been a sloth for 18 months.

  10. My children cry for everything, they cry for happy things and sad things. I have criers. I’m happy you had a wonderful time, there is nothing better than time off, away from everything to re-energize yourself.

  11. Sandy says:

    HA! Love it. Slothy summer weekends are spectacular! We rented a cottage a few times before I had kids up in Honey Harbour and loved it so much! We’ll have to try Delawana with the kiddies.

    • Sharon says:

      Honey Harbour is great, isn’t it? I love that it’s not too far. And let me know if you do try Delawana – maybe we’ll be up there at the same time

  12. Nicole says:

    I like having slothful vacations. If I can hang out in the sunshine and sip umbrella drinks, why would I not choose that option? WHY? I get enough activity in my regular life.

  13. Kelly says:

    That’s one good lookin’ sloth. Something about the eyes…it’s like they’re looking right at me, beckoning me to come join her sloth-like ways:)

  14. mara says:

    There’s no better activity than slothing.

  15. Aww … you know the kids have had an amazing time when they never want to leave! It’s hard to blame them!

  16. Kat says:

    Sounds perfect to me. There isn’t enough slothfulness on our lives.

  17. Please take me with you next time… please…

  18. Candace says:

    Love it! My weekend wasn’t totally sloth, but I relished the actual working outside that didn’t involve my ass parked in front of a computer!

  19. LOL Sloth is goooooood.

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